Looking Back.

I have four hundred over pictures tagged in facebook and I went to the very first picture that I was tagged. I gone through every single one of them. Memories were flooding back into my little mind. Some of the events I have totally forgotten. I spent a lot of time thinking.

We have gone so far.

I have gone so far.

Ikea The Place To Be

It was the only day that I could sleep in till god knows what time. Eventhough I slept till 11.00am, it still doesn't feel enough to recharge my energy which I had used up throughout the week for work. Full time job sux in a way that it doesn't allow you to take any afternoon nap. And I am an afternoon napper. Blekz.

I slept till 11.00am and was too excited to head to Ikea with my friends for brunch and some shopping. I reallllyyyy love their meat balls! And their never ending Lipton tea supply. Ahhh... bliss! After the meals, we did a quick tour around Ikea. I was eyeing for a document tray. One thing I love about Ikea is their stuff are at such a reasonable price with fantastically beautiful design. The document tray that I found in the city was priced at $13.00 per tray. I needed three trays which would ended up costing me $39.00. No way I would pay such a price!! Ikea's dokument tray (that's the way Ikea name it) cost only $15.00 and look way more beautiful than the ones I found in the city!

Then Ikea sucked me into buying a pot of Thyme, a candle plate and a candle. Bean asked what was the candle for buy which I replied, 'Oh... I bought candle so that I could save electricity! Got scent one! And it was on discount! Two bucks!' Bean retorted, 'You bought it because of the discount la!'

Whatever man!

The worst part is Ikea sucked us into buying their Ikea friends. Each stuffed toys cost $0.49. I had no idea who came up with the idea of 'why-not-all-of-us-buy-one-and-we-will-bring-it-along-after-three-years-for-reunion?' We ended up having five of them. Each representing one of us. To prevent us losing them and replace them with a new one from Ikea, we are planning to plant a signature on the stuffed toys. Haha...



The bear, the hippo, the croc, the elephant and the lion will be reunited again in three years along with my friends and I.

3.January.2013

What Are You Dreaming?

It was bright early Sunday morning...

Me: Don't disturb me... I am dreaming about saving Kevin Cheng.
Bean: I am dreaming about buying one box of cereal, free three boxes of cereals!

Nightmares

It is true when people say that if you laugh too much in the morning, you'll get nightmares at night. Which I did. About my dog - BB.



The dream starts off with me realizing my dog having some cardiac (heart) problem, probably due to his old age. My dog sorta know that he is sick. He kept running to me and asking me to hug him. My dog miraculously understands when I speak to him in human language. Sometimes he whispers into my ear in human language? of how he is feeling.

My mum and I send him to the vet to have a consult on what is happening to him. Then the doctor comes out telling us that the reason that he has cardiac problem is because there are three fetuses in his stomach? and therefore suppressing his heart? Wahahahaa... (when I woke up from my dream, I was wondering how did my dog have three fetuses when he is a MALE?) So the doctor decides to take out the fetuses and apparently they are alive. I remembered me asking, 'Are they gonna be alive?' and the doctor replied 'Yes'. CRAPPPP!! I have to take care another three babies?

So after all the surgeries, we head home with my dog (without the babies thank god!). My dog is sleeping in my brother's room and I occasionally have a check on him, speaking to him in human language again! Then don't know how I realise the cause of his cardiac problem is because he is suffering from hypotension (low blood pressure) from all the anti-hypertensive drugs that he is taking! And I blamed myself for not realising the adverse effect of the anti-hypertensive drugs because I am a PHARMACIST!

-_-

The Naked Chef

Naked Chef in the house!!!

P/S: Only 4 bloody more! Do exams test your knowledge or language? Gee...

July 30th

It was one fine day when my friends and I bumped into Borders to pass our time while waiting for our other friend to arrive. My friend found a book relating to birth dates which I then took and flipped to my birth date...



'Love & Relationships

With your ability to be warm and entertaining, you are sure to have an active social life. A compelling need for love will probably draw you into all kinds of romantic relationships, some of which can prove to be more trouble than they are worth. Since you are so idealistic in affairs of the heart, you may need to work on being detached. By staying light-hearted you do not become overly serious or disappointed if your loved ones do not live up to your expectations. You can, however, be more universal in your love and extremely generous to those you hold dear'

How true is it? Hmmm... I am not too sure myself. But I guess I am warm and entertaining? =P

I continued reading and then a section secretly caught my eye... the birthdates of my special someone...


I don't exactly believe in all this. But when I saw the date, my heart tingled a little + a little adrenaline rush + a little twitch at both corners of my lips.

If what is said in this book is true, I couldn't agree more.

Wing Rush

By chance I was there to take some sauces but as I saw the tray approaching, I innocently reached out for a plate intending to walk over to fetch a few pieces. I could hear the intensity of the screeches of the chair rising back of my ear. As I turn my head to look up, a huge crowd was charging towards the tray. Millions of hands were pawing at each other not giving a single sense of sympathy. Their claws were all out! Their eyes were burning with fire! I did not dare to move a millimetre. I was shocked! I was stunned! I was petrified! I could not freaking believe what I was witnessing in front of my eyes. In a split second, the tray was emptied.

I was told about this. But I wasn't told it was till this extent!

It was all for this...
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FOR THIS????!!!! Someone slap me and bring me back to reality! SLAP ME PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

The irony about this was those chicken wings did not taste superbly great!

On the second round there were people who actually stood there for fifteen minutes WITH PLATES waiting for the chicken wings! But I swear to God nothing beats my man.

The chicken wings came out fresh from the kitchen and everybody was once again ho-ha over it. Once again jumping out from their seats. Once again rushing towards it. Once again grabbing the chicken wings as though there was no tomorrow. My Bean was so in style, he was STROLLING across the other end of the room to the far left whereas everybody else was running! *roll eyes* He still had time to look back at me giving me the 'do-you-want-it?' look. Not only that... he still had time to give me back another 'okay-I-will-get-it-for-you-since-you-want-it' look. So there he was strolling across the room with NO plate in his hand. Everybody else had a plate readied! He slumberly took a plate and STILL managed to grab two pieces! Oh... and his actual intention was to get some ice cream at the other end of the room!

I super damn char dou lor!

The people sitting next to our table did not even manage to grab a piece eventhough they jumped out from the seat and rushed to the tray! The next round they stood there way earlier bringing their plates and own scoops along!

After:




Before:


Seriously!

Spider???

Okayyyy... Can someone tell me what is this six legged insect doing on my wall? Spider ka?

I actually saw it earlier in my parent's toilet. But... but... when? how? why did the fella come into my room? The distance between my parent's toilet and my room is pretty far. If it is the same fella... hmm... I am surprise it can REALLY crawl.

My head is not facing that way tonight when I am sleeping in case it feels like crawling again maybe onto my face. OMG!

Do you know about this cup?

Sanitary Pad...

Tampon...

Cup...

CUP????

You must be wondering why is a cup falling under the same category as sanitary pad and tampon. I was once wondering too until I came across a website selling menstrual cup! Yes... you read it right! Is a cup to collect the period. OMG!!!! I never knew there is such invention on earth!

It works exactly same as the tampon which means you have to wear it internally. The only difference is it is reusable!


Hmmm... Is it comfy?

P/S: There will be less updates as I will be facing my end of semester examination. Wish me luck!

We have hope!

My housemate forwarded this piece of news to me few days ago...


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Which Spice has best breasts?

Published: 12 Oct 2007

MEL C is snacking her way to bigger breasts.

Liverpudlian Mel - the most flat-chested member of The Spice Girls - has started eating specialist Japanese F-Cup cookies in preparaton for the group's reunion tour.

The biscuits, with a calorific value of 68.7 each, contain trans-fats which are sent directly to the breast area, as well as 50mg of "breast-enhancing herb" Pueraria Mirifica.

Manufacturers claim women can expect to see their breasts increase by at least a cup-size if they eat two cookies a day.

Mel told Radio 1: "I'll be a guinea-pig for them, can you imagine if my boobs got bigger suddenly?

"That'd be so great!"

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At least a cup size?? Wahlaueh...

Excuse me while I go munch on the cookies!