Singstar

I am itching for something. I fell in love with a Mama and Papa song. I want to sing it....



'All the leaves are brooowwnnnnnnn... and the sky is greyyyyyyyyyyyyyy'

What am going to do without you, my singstar partner??

P/S: I was at a shower cap party.

Fun Fact Of The Day #3

DO YOU KNOW...

'Sloth is the SLOWEST moving mammal on earth!'

Fun Fact Of The Day #2

DO YOU KNOW...

'Elephant CAN'T jump!'

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Fun Fact Of The Day #1

DO YOU KNOW...

'Tomato is a FRUIT not a plant!'

Tee hee... Bean is just too sweet. He will be giving cute funny 'Fun Fact Of The Day' everyday starting from today to motivate me to study!

More 'Fun Fact Of The Day' tomorrow!

Stay tune!

FML

A conversation came across at work,

Me: Hey... what's FML?
Pharmacist: Flourometholone


Me: NOOO!!!
Pharmacist: Huh? No?
Me: Is F**K MY LIFE!!

I found it funny because this whole FMyLife.com has been such a hit.

But Bean kinda killed my joke when I told him this.

He was like 'I don't understand your industry joke!' -_-

FML.

An extra?

While you were taking out a cigarette from the box, have you ever being approached by a stranger asking you if you have an extra to spare? If the answer is yes, usually you will just give a simple reply like 'Oh sorry... that was my last...' Right??

My friend has his own set of answering...

Stranger: Excuse me mate, do you have an extra?

My friend just bought a new box of cigarette. He took it out, opened it and showed it straight to the stranger. Complete twenty sticks were properly arranged in the box.




Friend: (showing the box of cigarette) Oh sorry mate... This box ONLY comes in a box of TWENTY. I do not have an extra!

Wahlaueh... I burst into laughters when I heard that! My friend is just one daring guy! I bet the stranger was utterly shocked!

Remember to use this tactic to save your ciggies!! =D

Tetris

Honestly, my life is pretty sad nowadays! Basically my everyday life now consists of wake up, eat, study, eat, study, nap, study, eat, talk on the phone with Bean, study and sleep. The whole FREAKING routine starts again the next day! Besides my housemate, I have not seen anyone else on earth for the past three days. OMG... You think is sad too huh? Look what exams can do to one person!

Another thing I do ocassionally when I feel so bored in staring at my lecture notes is playing online Tetris! The only exciting stuff I do everyday. Yes... I know! Is pretty sad again! Anyway... it is a good form for stress relieving! This is the best version of online tetris you can find. Others are pretty crap. Yes... I even did research on Tetris. Stop reminding me how sad my life is now pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Go play tetris here!

My highest level is 25.

What is yours?

Oh oh... check out this funny video too! Hehe... Is about Tetris too..





P/S: Thank you miniclip.com!

Silly Little Red Riding Hood! Silly Me!

Bean told me a joke recently and I found it really funny. I told few of my friends and managed to crack up some laughters between boring lectures and silent dinners.


Bean: Come come come... let me tell you a joke!
Me: Okay!!
Bean: Little Red Riding Hood (LRRH) lives with her grandma in a cottage in a forest. LRRH is not allowed to leave the house as there are a lot of dangers in the forest. One day, her grandma went out and LRRH thought it would be a great idea to sneak out of the house to do some exploring.
Me: Okay...
Bean: While she was walking in the forest, she saw a Hippopotamus. LRRH was wondering what is it. Hence, she asked the Hippopotamus, "What are you Mr?". Hippopotamus replied, "Suck my d*ck and I will tell you!"
Me: HUH????
Bean: After she did it, Hippopotamus was all satisfied. He said, "I'm a Hippopotamus!". LRRH then continued walking in the forest and met a Lion. She asked the same question again, "What are you Mr?". Lion replied, "Suck my d*ck and I will tell you!"
Me: Okay... then?
Bean: The Lion felt very satisfied after she did it and told her, "I'm a Lion". She continued her journey into the deeper forest and saw a Giraffe. She too asked the same question, "What are you Mr?". The Giraffe replied the same thing, "Suck my d*ck and I will tell you!"
Me: Okay... she did it again yeah?
Bean: Yup... the Giraffe was very satisfied hence told her, "I'm a Giraffe!" After that, LRRH continued walking again. She saw a Liku-Liku.
Me: What is a Liku-Liku?????
Bean: SUCK MY D*CK AND I WILL TELL YOU!

Crap! Shouldn't have asked!

When I told one of my friend the joke, she innocently asked,

"Har? Giraffe got d*ck one mer?"


(picture courtesy of tripod.com)

Panda

There was this man with a name Panda. He walked into a restaurant intending to have a few glasses of drinks and some food. There he walked in and managed to find a seat in the middle of the restaurant. He raised his hand calling for the owner to take his order.

Mr. Panda: Can I have a glass of Scotch?
Owner: Sure!
Mr. Panda: And a plate of beef burger too.
Owner: Right away Mr. Panda.

Within a few minutes, his orders came. Enjoyed the meal and felt that he needed another drink. He raised his hand for the second time to order another glass of Scotch. He downed the Scotch as soon as it is placed on the table. Feeling all satisfied, he stood up and took out a gun and shot at a random customer in the restaurant. He then placed his gun back and turned around heading for the exit.

The owner of the restaurant of course screamed for him and stopped him from leaving the restaurant.

Owner: What the hell are you doing?
Mr. Panda: What?
Owner: You came to my restaurant, ate, shot one of my customer and left!
Mr. Panda: Do you know what is a Panda?
Owner: ????
Mr. Panda: Go check your dictionary.

Mr. Panda left the restaurant while the owner went behind his bar to search for his dictionary. The owner flipped the page to P trying to find the word Panda.

Panda noun
1. a black and white bearlike mammal of Tibet and southern China that EAT SHOOTS AND LEAVE.



My lecturer can be quite lame sometimes.