Panda

There was this man with a name Panda. He walked into a restaurant intending to have a few glasses of drinks and some food. There he walked in and managed to find a seat in the middle of the restaurant. He raised his hand calling for the owner to take his order.

Mr. Panda: Can I have a glass of Scotch?
Owner: Sure!
Mr. Panda: And a plate of beef burger too.
Owner: Right away Mr. Panda.

Within a few minutes, his orders came. Enjoyed the meal and felt that he needed another drink. He raised his hand for the second time to order another glass of Scotch. He downed the Scotch as soon as it is placed on the table. Feeling all satisfied, he stood up and took out a gun and shot at a random customer in the restaurant. He then placed his gun back and turned around heading for the exit.

The owner of the restaurant of course screamed for him and stopped him from leaving the restaurant.

Owner: What the hell are you doing?
Mr. Panda: What?
Owner: You came to my restaurant, ate, shot one of my customer and left!
Mr. Panda: Do you know what is a Panda?
Owner: ????
Mr. Panda: Go check your dictionary.

Mr. Panda left the restaurant while the owner went behind his bar to search for his dictionary. The owner flipped the page to P trying to find the word Panda.

Panda noun
1. a black and white bearlike mammal of Tibet and southern China that EAT SHOOTS AND LEAVE.



My lecturer can be quite lame sometimes.